Hey have you heard anything about my blue dildo? I know it sounds strange but I had this little blue dildo that went missing a while ago. I was wondering if anyone has seen it at all? It’s my favorite one and I can’t find it anywhere.
The other day I was walking around my house looking for it and I went to the same places I thought it could be, but I was so frustrated that I just couldn’t find it. I sat there for a few minutes, trying to think of what I had done with it. I’m pretty sure I put it somewhere safe but I can’t for the life of me remember where.
I was really sad when I realized that my precious dildo was nowhere to be found. I had bought it as a present to myself and it was really special. Even though it was just a piece of plastic, sex toys it had been with me through some good times and some bad times, and I was really bummed out to think I had lost it.
On top of that, I was really worried that I had thrown it away by mistake. Every time I looked at the garbage bin my heart sank a bit. I thought to myself, “Did I really throw my dildo away?”. I couldn’t help but imagine it getting mouldy in the bottom of a trash can somewhere.
The more I thought about it, sex dolls the more anxious I got. I mean, it may have been just a plastic dildo, but it felt like an irreplaceable part of my life that I had suddenly lost. Nothing I said or did made me feel better about the situation, and I was starting to think that I would never find it.
But then the other day, when I was tidying up my living room, I suddenly noticed something familiar stuck in between the cushions of my sofa. It was my dildo! It had wiggled its way in there and I couldn’t believe how relieved I was to see it. It was in the exact same condition as when I had first bought it, and I could finally stop worrying about what I had done with it.
The rest of my day was amazing. I was feeling so happy and relieved that I finally found my beloved toy again. I quickly put it back in a safe place and never looked at it the same way again. I was so thankful that it had made its way back to me!
Sometimes, I still think back to that day when I realized that my dildo had gone missing. I remember feeling so worried and upset about its disappearance, and it’s a good reminder of how we can’t always control what happens in our lives. That little blue dildo was a good buddy of mine, and I’m so glad to have it back in my life.